- So I did NOT heat water in the microwave in a ceramic mug then grab the mug and burn the crap out of my hand - no Not me. What idiot would grab a hot mug from the microwave??? So then turned around and mixed hot chocolate in that hot mug and picked it up (using a pot holder this time - doesn't take me long to learn) and sipped it an burned the crapolla out of my mouth! Nope NOT me!
- I did NOT change sheets on Tyler's bed @ 12:30 at night! - then again @ 6:30 am.
- I did NOT put my kids to bed early so I could play Batman Lego's on their DS. They really needed to get more rest that night!
- I did NOT eat like a PIG and blow my "new way of eating". Who can resist a good ole fashion double cheese burger from a greasy grill joint?
- I did NOT want to leave work early on Friday when Tyler's teacher called because he was sick. I NEVER want to leave work early - especially on a Friday. I really didn't want my little guy to be sick. He is better now. I would prefer just take the afternoon off - but if a kid picks an afternoon to be sick - Friday is a good one!
- I did NOT wash 8 loads of laundry, fold, and iron all of it and put it away on Sunday. The laundry fairy did it. She is so wonderful - I don't know what I would do without her?
- I wigged out when Tanner claimed his tooth was hurting. He is four and a half. Four year old kids do NOT have cavities. When I looked into his mouth I did NOT see a HUGE cavity in his mouth. His teeth are brushed twice a day! I do NOT see a visit to the dentist tomorrow!
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7 Shout Outs:
Dude, this is SOOOOOOOOOO me. I am doing this next week. Totally....
Love your NOTS!
Isn't it great being a mom!
Love it!! haha Oh man, I've been craving a greasy grilled burger!! I'm constantly burning myself on something to hot to eat/drink!!
My oldest son had to have two baby teeth (molars) pulled when he was like 5 or 6 because they were too bad to be filled, he had to have spacers put in (one on top and one on bottom, same side of his mouth). That was fun. Good luck w/ the dentist!!
What a funny not me week you had! :o)
too funny. sounds like the day i'm having. it's funny how there are just some days where everything seems to go wrong. i have such clumsy days sometimes. but hopefully tomorrow will be better for the both of us!!! thanks for the laugh!
Yummm a greasy double cheese burger sounds great about now! Sorry about the burn, the sick kiddo, the cavity AND the laundry! :D
Can you share the laundry fairy? I so need her right now!!! Cavities are no fun for anyone. Poor little guy!
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